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A growing brand with a bold take on burnout, rebellion, and work-life BS.
Gear up to conquer the corporate battlefield, one meeting at a time.
• Premium Heavyweight fabric
• Regular fit & Unisex Sizing
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
Corporate Commando Heavyweight T-Shirt
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Super comfy. The cotton feels thick but breathable—no cheap stuff here.
Honestly? I needed a little levity. This gave me that and a great fit.
I laughed, I bought, I survived another Zoom meeting in it.
Wearing this is cheaper than quitting your job.
The sarcasm is strong. So is the stitching.