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A growing brand with a bold take on burnout, rebellion, and work-life BS.
Gear up to conquer the corporate battlefield, one meeting at a time.
• Premium double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, & hem
• Unisex Sizing
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
Note: Our unisex sizing runs slightly smaller than standard. If you prefer a more relaxed fit, we recommend sizing up for extra comfort.
Corporate Commando Crewneck Sweater
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Reviews
Wearing this while I emotionally recover from another meeting that could’ve been an email.
Great fit and quality. I wear this when I need to feel cozy and vaguely hostile.
It’s somehow both comforting and slightly alarming. Just like me.
Super warm and even warmer responses from people who get the joke.
The message? Iconic. The stitching? Clean. The vibe? On point.