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A growing brand with a bold take on burnout, rebellion, and work-life BS.

Gear up to conquer the corporate battlefield, one meeting at a time.


• Premium double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, & hem
• Unisex Sizing
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester

Note: Our unisex sizing runs slightly smaller than standard. If you prefer a more relaxed fit, we recommend sizing up for extra comfort.

Corporate Commando Crewneck Sweater

Rating is 4.2 out of five stars based on 5 reviews
$45.95Price
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Reviews

Rated 4.2 out of 5 stars.
Based on 5 reviews
5 reviews

  • ChrisMar 22
    Rated 4 out of 5 stars.
    Perfect for Post-Meeting Recovery

    Wearing this while I emotionally recover from another meeting that could’ve been an email.

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  • KaitMar 12
    Rated 4 out of 5 stars.
    For Cozy Side-Eyes Only

    Great fit and quality. I wear this when I need to feel cozy and vaguely hostile.

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  • MikeMay 01
    Rated 4 out of 5 stars.
    Weirdly Comforting, Weirdly Me

    It’s somehow both comforting and slightly alarming. Just like me.

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  • MegApr 02
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
    Heated by Irony and Cotton

    Super warm and even warmer responses from people who get the joke.

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  • NickMar 06
    Rated 4 out of 5 stars.
    Statement Made. Warmth Secured.

    The message? Iconic. The stitching? Clean. The vibe? On point.

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